Have you heard the 911 call that John McCain's brother Joe made because he was stuck in traffic?
Operator: 911 state your emergencyI asked my wife, what kind of idiot would call 911 about traffic? A prince, she said. Or a spoiled brat, I said, which would make Joe McCain just like his brother.
Caller: It's not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)
