Republican Family Values - Bush Style
How Would YOU Like to be Thomas Alexander Andrews?
Neil Bush (you remember him from the $1,300,000,000 Silverado Savings and Loan scandal) is being sued for divorce by his wife Sharon.
Neil is now engaged to Maria, who is the mother of Thomas. Maria's ex-husband, Robert, is suing Sharon for spreading a rumor that Neil is actually Thomas' father, not Robert.
Dale Jefferson is the lawyer representing Robert, while David Berg is representing Sharon. So, anyway, Dale sent David a letter offering to settle the whole matter out of court with a DNA test. Winner gets $850,000.
Who writes this stuff?
