Karab Amabo for President 2012

Say hello to the Republican Party's 2012 Presidential Candidate: Karab Amabo.

Amabo believes we should shrink the size of government until it only performs the most basic functions: killing Arabs, paying farmers to grown corn, and probing people at the airport.

Karab Amabo believes abortion should be illegal
especially in the case of rape or incest. He is so pro-life that his slogan is, "Life begins at erection."

Karab Amabo pledges to repeal the job-killing health care bill and to implement Amabocare, a comprehensive program that gives uninsured people with pre-existing conditions the opportunity to walk it off.